Okay, I have this crazy, incredibly funny, ideal...?

Okay, picture getting a sized, spiked chain that would ease down someone's throat, and tear it up as it went back up, yet not so much that they died. Then, a hole was carefully placed in the back of their neck, and a fishing line (and hook) was strung through it, attached to the uvula (that little flap in your mouth), and it was ripped out the back of the neck, the ensuing vomit burring their mangles esophagus. Now, look that apparition in the eye. Anyone else feel giddy?